Google Prophecy Foretold To You

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Mark my words and this day that I said them:

Google will become so personalized that search results will be tailored to individual people. There will be 1000s of #1 results for the exact same keyword in the exact same city, all depending on who is searching (via the data that has been collected about that person by Google in order to profile them.)

At first we will have to be logged into our Google accounts, but that may not be necessary at some point. We see the personalization already in ads placed above our Gmail (because they read our mail.)

Google uses our Google+ account circles to effect search results in the name of giving us “better” and more “personalized” results. If you have an Android-operated phone, Google knows your mobile patterns. YouTube? Now Google knows what you like to watch. Blogger account? Now Google nows your hobbies and passions. Not to mention that most everyone uses Google to surf the web. They may know you better than you know you.

Their net has already been cast far and wide…

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The Google-Powered New Internet Order

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Google May Be Is Inside Your Computer’s Head

googlobe conspiracy, new internet order, search engine manipulationIf you’ve read my article/page You’ve Got Spies then you already know that Google reads your Gmail. I mean, they actually read it. And apparently it’s legal – or like Judge Dredd – they own the law so it doesn’t matter! And in that case, run for the Hotmail hills.

This is exactly like if the U.S. Postal Service said that since you use physical mailboxes that they deliver mail to, they can open up your envelopes and read your mail. Virtual or actual, the idea is the same: Privacy is extinct.

People go to jail for mail tampering, but when we patronize a seemingly innocent and easy-to-use email service, we are somehow subject to email shakedowns and can’t have any level of privacy expectancy? That’s weak. And the start of something much more 1984-esque.

Yea, yea, I know. People cry “Big Brother” all the time these days. Like every time the government or some Internet mega-company (ie. Google) does something super shady and extracts personal information without notification or provocation, and then doesn’t even have the decency to be open or even up front about it (lest you read the extremely fine print and nobody does that and they know it.) Yea, some people are just uptight about giving their lives over to some faceless corporation and having to cross their fingers in hopes that everything will be okay afterwards. Crazy, huh?

So Google will be is running the New Internet Order out of their many facilities across the globe Googlobe.

 

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Boom! Suckerpunch to your FACE! My SEO rules you!

social proof, seo blogs, how to do seo, blackhat seo, off page seo, google backlinks, seo, backlinksI just dominated Google! Check out where this article ranks! Read ‘em and weep, chump. Let’s see….this article is….pointless. Just like all the hype, hocus pocus and Harry Potter-esque wizardry surrounding search engine optimization manipulation.

Nothing you do will work – or at least it won’t work for long. You don’t have the secret sauce. You lack the Colonel’s 11 secret herbs and spices. You got no ‘mo SEO mojo, my friend. Game over. (As for me, I’m tight with the Colonel, so…)

Search Engine Optimization is not for you.

Don’t be sad. Get a new hobby. I hear basket weaving is taking off. Why am I being so crass? One, I don’t really know. The mood I’m in I guess. Two, it’s really for your own good. This business is not for everyone. Heck, it’s hardly right for anyone other than scheisters, con men and retired used car salesmen.

It’s a constant game of dirty pool. It’s not only a dog-eat-dog fight between you and the next “SEO guru” (such a lame term by the way), but while you’re pawing off an attack from your competitor on the left, Google comes up on your right and smashes your legs with a baseball bat like some thug mob enforcer wanting your protection money. Nothing in SEO is safe or sacred. This game is different. Daily.

Google Needs Traffic Like Popeye Needs Spinach.

So, does that mean SEO is bad? Nah, it’s perfectly legit. In fact, Google needs you to manipulate your websites in order to tell the people what’s relevant, who in turn, tell them. Google is completely dependent on traffic results. And what drives traffic online? Backlinks! Well, that and social media. But, again, it’s all about traffic – REAL TRAFFIC.

Google, in all their infinite wisdom, can’t possibly go to every site and personally rate their value and significance. As such, they sit back and wait for their Googlebots to report popularity via 2 things: Backlink count (quality over quantity) and traffic (via Google searches, mostly.)

Google needs people, and since they need people, they try to cater to people, but can only do so after people tell them what people want.

CAVEAT GOES HERE!

Adwords and authority sites. Two things that skew almost every Google search result.

Contrary to what anyone else on this planet tells you, it makes the most business sense (Google is a business, remember?) to give any and all preference to the people who pay you. So if a website advertises through Adwords, they will receive preferential treatment in the regular SERPS.

Authority sites. If you have a site, for example in the health niche, your main competitor – the site your site lives in the shadow of – would be someone like WebMD. Google thinks that the “authority” sites like that are the ones that you and everyone else want to get your info from. Regardless of if or when any quality or truth ever stems from it, an authority site will outrank you most of the time because of it’s sheer size and age. It will be the Death Star to your Speeder bike. 

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